"Super-Hero Medley"

Parody Lyrics by Steve Armstrong 

You've gotta be a villain getter you bet, 
if you wanna get a damsel to pet,
The fact that you are rich or handsome,
Won't get you anything in curls,
You've gotta be a Super Hero,
To get along with the beautiful girls...

Come away with me Lucille,
In my merry Bat-mobile,
Down the road of life we'll fly,
riding through Gotham you and I,
First for truth and justice we'll pray
Then fight for the American way
You can go as far as you like with me in my merry Bat-mobile, (Bat-mo-bile)

"Holy Key-Change, Batman!"

Oh, my name is Peter Parker, 
but they call me Spider-Man,
Though I don't get much credit 
I just do the best I can,
I spin a web or climb the walls 
I catch the crooks like flies,
But you won't recognize me 
'cuz I wear this dumb disguise...

K-k-k-kryptonite, horrible kryptonite, 
You're the only Th-th-th-thing that I abhor,
When you're r-rays shine over my body,
You will find me on the k-k-k-kitchen floor (ki-i-tchen floor),

You've got to be a Super Hero 
to get along with the beautiful girls,
You've gotta be a villain getter you bet, 
if you wanna get a damsel to pet,
The fact that you are rich and handsome,
Won't get you anything in curls,
You've gotta be a Super Hero, (don't be a zero)
To get along with the beautiful girls...
Superman, Spider-Man, Batman & Robin,
Let the super-heroes lead the way! 
(we'll lead the way, all the way!)
 

"Super Hero, USA"

Rah-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta-dah-ta-ta
Out of a phone booth,
Stonger than Babe Ruth,
Flying into the Sky,

Not a bird nor plane or a new-fangled train,
Golly-gee, what a heck of a guy,

They always call him Super Hero,
They always call him Mr. Clean,
He can run & he can fly,
Just look at him go 'way up in the sky,

Hip-hip-hooray for Super Hero,
He's gonna beat 'em today,
So give a great big cheer,
For the hero of the year,
Super Hero, USA

Rah-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta-dah-ta-ta
Rah-ta-ta, ta-rah-rah-rah

They always call him Super Hero,
They always call him Mr. Cle-e-ean,
He can run & he can fly,
Just look at him go-o up in the sky,

Hoo-ray, Super Hero,
He's gonna beat 'em today,
So give a great big cheer,
For the hero of the year,
Super Hero, USA-A

Rah-ta-ta, ta-rah-rah-rah
Super Hero, USA-A-A-A-A-A-A!