The Nerds Parody

How to Impress the Beautiful Girls Medley
Lyrics by Scott Turnbull

(Original intro)
Pretty girls, lovely girls,  I love them all
You've got to impress all the beautiful girls
If you ever want to get a date
If you forget to keep your cool 
loneliness will be your fate
You can impress all the beautiful girls 
if you listen carefully
To get the girls to love you 
Just take this tip from me oh....

(Baby Face)
Shave your face
Just take a razor blade and shave your face,
A face with whiskers is a big disgrace, 
so out of place
When you feel that stubble, 
You know you're in for trouble
Shave your face
You're gonna love it when you're in her fond embrace
She's gonna scream and shout, 
She'll even ask you out
When you shave your hairy face, and....

(Down Mobile)
Brush and floss.  Brush and floss
Cavities can cause a lot of grief
Girls go wild for bright and shiny teeth
Brush and floss
Brush and.....

(My Wild Irish Rose)
Buy lots of clothes, until you're wardrobe grow
Just take my advice, You've got to look nice
From you're head to your toes.
So buy lots of clothes (lots of clothes)
And dress just like the pro's
Just take it from me, The clothes are the key
So go out and buy plenty of clothes, now...

(Original ending)
You can impress all the beautiful girls, 
and get anything in curls
You can impress them all, 
you're gonna have a ball
With the beautiful girls
Love those girls.

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Tourists
April '87
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Cub Scouts
April '88
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April 89'
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WhiteTux
July '89
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