“The Ivy League”

“The Finest in Barbershop Entertainment”

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Candystripe
Oct '83

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Argyle
April '84


First Nerds
 April '85

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Super Heros
Oct '85

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Fancy Nerds
April '86

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Baseball
July '86.

 

The Baseball Parodies

    Take Me Out to the Ball Game
      Play ball!!!!!!!  (Play ball)
      For it's one, two, three strikes you're out
      At the old ball game

      Take me out to the ball game
      Take me out to the park
      Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack
      I don't care if I ever get back
      You can root, root , root, for the home team
      If they don't win it's a shame
      For it's one, two, three strikes you're out 
          at the old ball game

      Willy Brown was the star of the game
      Earned a place it the hall of fame
      Then one day Willy tempted his fate
      Slid too late
      At home plate
      Willy said call me out if you dare
      The umpire's thumb went right up in the air
      When Willy started to wine and pout
      The umpire began to shout....

      Willy Brown, you're out of the ball game
      Brown, you're out of the park
      Pack up you're gloves and you're baseball bat
      I don't care if you ever come back
      You can root, root ,root for your own team
      If they don't win, you're to blame
      For it's one, two, three strikes you're out 
           at the old ball game

      (Huge argument between Willy and the umpire)

      Willy Brown found out where he stood 
       at the old  (at the old)
      Ball (at the ball)  Gaaaaaaaaaaaaame!

      (tag preserved from The New Tradition's 
      "Lydia the Tattooed Lady)
       
       

    Wait Till the Sun Shine's Willy
      On a Sunday Morn, Willy sat forlorn
      With his team mates by his side
      Through the club house door, twas a big downpour
      Must we stay in side he cried (he cried)
      If we had a dome, we could play at home
      Wish the rain would go away
      Willy Brown grew sad, he was feelin bad
      Then he heard his team mate say....

      Wait till the Sun Shine's Willy
      And the clouds go drifting by
      We will play baseball Willy, don't you cry
      The hall of fame still wants you, Golly gee oh my
      Wait till the sun shines Willy, By and by

      (Key change, and hat and bat routine)

      Wait till the Sun Shine's Willy
      And the clouds go drifting by
      We will play baseball Willy, you and I
      The hall of fame still wants you, Willy don't you cry....
      Wait till the sun shines Willy, By and by....

      By and by (yes by and by)
      Catch that fly

      (Tag borrowed from the Louisville Thoroughbreds)

 
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Tourists
April '87

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Cub Scouts
April '88

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Crazy
April 89'

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WhiteTux
July '89

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Nudists

July 90'

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Stuff you don't really want to know,  but we're too egotistical to put this together without it...

Old Stuff, but good stuff!!!

If you've kept 
reading this far, mostly you're interested in this.

This is *really* self indulgent - but then, we wouldn't be us without it. 

Other dross you're not really interested in, but there's some funny stuff, here.

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